For those of you who have no idea what the hell a Lao Wai is (or think you know):

Language of origin: Chinese (Mandarin)

Lao (adj.)

Definition:

1. Old

2. Term of respect

3. Bastard who you can take advantage of and treat like an idiot no matter how much they show that they really know what’s going on

Wai (adj.)

Definition:

1. Outside

2. Foreign

3. Asshole who doesn’t belong who you don’t give a shit about

Put it together:

LaoWai = An asshole who doesn’t belong and you don’t give a shit about who you feel you can take advantage of no matter how much they prove you wrong, because “it’s different” no matter what they say or how much they prove to you that you’re a fucking idiot.

For those of you who think this is an incorrect definition, you’re obviously idiots. Good luck to you in life. You’ll need it.