10. I have a boyfriend now, so I don’t want to sleep with you anymore. (Not so bad, until less than 24 hours later…)

9. I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I don’t want to sleep with you anymore.

8. I’m only 17.

7. So, can I borrow some money to pay for my STD?

6. Thanks. Now, that’ll be 500 RMB…

5. (After a passionate night) Hey, I’ve got to run. My husband is expecting me.

4. My son will just LOVE you!

3. So I was in a threesome with these two guys the other night…

2. The police won’t be fast enough next time.

And finally…

1. (Drunk and exhausted after a last-minute booty call) LET’S MAKE BABY!

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10. Who cares if we take your for all you’re worth? You have an insurance policy. It’s called your salary.

9. Foreigners are idiots.

8. Your country is richer than mine, so you don’t matter.

7. We’re just trying to be like you. You do this to foreigners too.

6. You’re racist. We’re not. And if you think we are, this is “different”.

5. My parents told me to do this.

4. You just don’t understand our culture.

3. You don’t speak the language, therefore you’re an idiot.

2. We have 5000 years history!

and finally….

1. I’m better than you.

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