Top 10 things foreigners don’t want to hear from Chinese girls
Real life comments from people who’ve lived it:
10. I have a boyfriend now, so I don’t want to sleep with you anymore. (Not so bad, until less than 24 hours later…)
9. I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I don’t want to sleep with you anymore.
8. I’m only 17.
7. So, can I borrow some money to pay for my STD?
6. Thanks. Now, that’ll be 500 RMB…
5. (After a passionate night) Hey, I’ve got to run. My husband is expecting me.
4. My son will just LOVE you!
3. So I was in a threesome with these two guys the other night…
2. The police won’t be fast enough next time.
And finally…
1. (Drunk and exhausted after a last-minute booty call) LET’S MAKE BABY!
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